"Okay kids, Harlee is going to be babysitting you tonight."

"Mom, you’re letting the Joker’s girlfriend babysit us?"

People always tell me I’m a completely different person at work/school than outside of work/school. That’s because 90% of my personality isn’t appropriate for professional settings.

10knotes:

Lindsay Lohan and David Letterman call Oprah on ‘Late show’

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: lohandaily, via thebr3akfasttclub)

“Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh.”
—My mother - selawa (via perfect)

(via georgia-dream)

“I dunno if I should come off or not”
-Anonymous

I don’t know why you’re even hesitating, I’m a half decent human being I like to think.


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